you have got to be kidding me.....!!!

Yesterday when I came home from work, as usual I opened the door to let lance and harley out so they wouldn't jump on me and tear my silk shirt I wore. I walked in the door and to my lovely amazement, there was a whole roll of toilet paper in the living room, leading to the bedroom, not in tact, of course it was torn completely to a pulp. Who do you think the culprit was? good guess, HARLEY. He got to it becuase when josh uses the toilet paper he just puts a new roll ontop of the other. So harley went in there and took it and sought his revenge on it. WAIT! THERE'S MORE! I went into the bedroom and found my tv remote completley demolished, demolished like the trash truck compactor smashing all the crap together tp make more room for more crap. Yeah, like that. To a bloody pulp. After I got done screaming my brains out at him, I went into the living room to pick up the stuffing from his bear and found the COX cable remote chewed up too. LOVELY! not only do we have to buy one remote now we have to deal with the idiots, and by idiot, I mean COMPLETE IDIOT, at COX cable and tell them that my lab puppy ate my remote because he is mad that his best buddy in the whole world leaves everyday for work. We came to the conclusion that the only reason he retaliates like that is because Josh leaves everyday for work and harley gets lonely without him. He follows around the house everywhere he goes, poor guy can't even pee in peace.
I don't think being a shelter baby helps him either. I have a soft heart for shelter babies too, so it will just take some time and some patience to get him broken of his lovely habit.
Here is a picture of my lovely little man....look at those eyes!