thank you for coughing in my face.....

I swear it never goes without fail that I get sick every year around the same time of the year. I don't know if it's the change in the weather, or the fact that I work with thr public and they have no manners to cover their mouths when they cough.......in .......my.............flippin............face. Yes coughing in my face, i just love it when people do that, i just love other peoples germs, because being sick and staying home from work for 2 days is just so rewarding when everytime I stand up I about die from coughing my brains out. I did end up going to the emergency room two different times on two different dang days. The first time at southwest medical, the doctor was russian, and all i heard was "sdflsgfljkshdfglksjgkljgflkjgl sljsf.kgjs.gfjs.dkfj, cough syrup with codeine." ok sounds good, so off I went with my cough syrup with codeine. Went home and took it and woke up the next day and about passed out on the bathroom floor because the codeine didn't settle all to well. So off I went to UMC, they looked at me like I was retarded when i said that the other place did not give me and antibiotic for the crap that was in my head making me sound like a congested ol' man. Home I went with some antibiotics, and there I laid with the dogs for the rest of the day. Now Im back to work for 4 hours and then home to nap.
And I swear to the lord........If one more person coughs in my damn face i will rip their brains out and feed it to my dogs who would probably eat it because they eat damn near everything. Come on people did your parents not teach you to cough into your arm or shirt or something like that? holy geeze, I do not want your nasty germs, god knows where they have been....